Ok, we all know how irritating it is to be pulled over by police.
No matter if it’s called for or not, it’s rarely a pleasant experience.
But, this old lady has found her own way of handling with the polce when stopped for speeding,
The result is hilarious!
So it goes like this:
An old lady gets pulled over for speeding on the motorway.
Old woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Police man: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Old woman: Oh, I see.
Police man:Can I see your license please?
Old woman:I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Police man:Don’t have one?
Old woman:Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Police man: I see….Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Old woman: I can’t do that.
Police man: Why not?
Old woman: I stole it.
Police man: Stole it?
Old woman: Yes, and I killed and chopped up the owner.
Police man: You what?
Old woman:His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes several police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly with a drawn gun.
Police man: Ma’am, could you please step out of your vehicle?
The woman opens the door and steps out.
Old woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Old woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Old woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Old woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
And that my friends is the reason you never, ever mess with old ladies!